"Hi son!"

"Hi son!"

"I can't believe it!"
"Dad, this one venture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering!"

"I'll never get tired of this!"
"I'm going to have my wedding here!"

"Hmm. I don't know if this is a good idea."

"Marge, it's the perfect exercise and it was free! Free!"

"This is just the beginning.  I've got some big plans!"

"Woh!"

"Wha!"

"Otto, are you ok?"
"Yes, pop my shoulder back in."

"I bit my tongue!"

"Ow!"

"Stop jumping on me!  I'm hurt!"

"Kids, kids!  Once you get hurt move aside and let other people jump!"

"Homer, this is terrible!"

"Ok, ok!  I'll take care of it."

"oooooh."

"I told you this was a bad idea!"
"Alright, alright!  I'll get rid of the trampoline!"

"Hey Krusty!  I'm bringing back the..."

"You just keep right on driving!"

"There we go!"

"That's the last I'll see of Mr Trampoline!"

BONG!

"D'oh!"

"D'oh!"

"If this was a cartoon, the cliff would break off now."

"Check mate!  Mr Trampoline!"

"D'oh!"

"Alright, you win for now!  But some day you'll rust!  Rust!  I tell you!"

"Dad, do you want to get rid of this trampoline?"
"Uh huh"

"Observe... bike lock!"

"Now just turn around and count to three."

"1-2-3.."
"Alright!  I got me a bed!"

"Shhh!  Quiet!  You'll wake up old man Simpson!"
"Hey!  No more trampoline!"
"Let's jump on the car instead!"